And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar: ‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say — as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then have the rest of your life revolve around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey - whevs’ decision. Like electing to have a picnic on an unexpectedly sunny day or changing the background picture on your desktop. ‘When you meet the right man, you’ll change your mind, dear,’ the world will say, with an odd, aggressive smugness.

—Caitlin Moran, “How to Be a Woman” (via Buffy Plays With Demons)

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think-progress:

JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres. 

think-progress:

JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres. 

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Ke$ha

"Ke$ha Blow (Cirkut Remix)"

jakes-phantasmal-erection:

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polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

 he’s roasting marshmallows

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davezombiestrider:

oh god we fucking crashed mspa

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ammodramus:

canyoufeelthefeelstonight:

fluffywhite:

Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

WATCH THAT VIDEO

WATCH IT

ohmygod the VIDEO

THAT VIDEO HOLY—

EVERYONE WATCH IT

AHH HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE STEVE FROM BLUES CLUES HHAHA. Feels weird. Voice is still very familiar though :33

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Sometimes I forget about the likes of the real world...

me: omg i was watching doctor who-
them: what's that?
me: i swear, i was on tumblr all day...
them: what's a tumblr?
me: david tennant...just OMGALLTHEFEELS ASDFHJKL;
them: who's that?
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kitchenkind:

sassy-gay-jake-english:

rainbowcatpuke:

karinaoftime:

elasticitymudflap:

corrupted-teens:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAH AOMG

heLP IM PISS

HOLYYY AHAHAHAHAHAH

OMFG IM LITERALLY CRYING

JESUS SLKFHASKJ

OH NO IM CRYIGNHfgh 

I didnt except it to be funny heLP???

CRYING!!!!!!!!!! HELP!! SNED ofuckING HELP

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I'll tumblr for ya: I'm not bothering to reblog that whole post floating around because that idiot doesn't need any more attention

coelasquid:

I can’t understand why people honestly think It is cool any funny to harass artists in real life for drawing pictures they don’t like on the internet. And the people who get behind it because they don’t like that artist either? You’re just encouraging that type of behaviour and making cons worse…

asksighstuck:

makes me think of that post about a pinata being full of bagels instead of candy and the kids are like.. “but why bagels……….”

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ariannemartell:

this whole dante reads homestuck while hussie watches avatar thing is giving me life

ariannemartell:

this whole dante reads homestuck while hussie watches avatar thing is giving me life

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"Feel Somebody Good Inc. (cover)"

alittlebraver:

Oh my goodness.

A mash up of Feel Good Inc. and Somebody That I Used To Know, acoustically.

Lakyn Heperi, you are freaking talented!

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